♠ milkfruit

♠ milkfruit

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

awesomephilia:

KMART did it again.

awesomephilia:

cicadagod:

wtf look at this rectangle cow

so fluffy

~~Daniel Radcliffe: I am Harry Potter~~

Harry Potter: I am Daniel Radcliffe.

illkim:

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

sublimesublemon:

misumipyon:

dollylust:

termsofenragement:

I moved my arms and they blew out the sleeves.

I look awesome.

oh

my god

Puella Magi Madoka Muscular

#mandoka

i like it